The Horror

You guys, Cokey’s dead. I mean, John did the deed, and we drank the juice.

And then I forgot about it.

Until this morning, when I removed something from the middle shelf of the refrigerator and discovered COKEY’S CORPSE on the bottom! With BLACK HOLES where his eyes used to be!

I ran screaming from the room.

2 Responses to “The Horror”

  1. Malia says:

    Don’t forget to eat Cokey’s delicious creamy white flesh! It’s so good, and good for you, and now that you’ve drunk the water, well…

  2. admin says:

    That’s why he’s still in the fridge, Malia! But John’ll have to crack him open first. Sigh.

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